"Sleeping With Michael" lyrics
(parody of "Sweet But Psycho" by Ava Max)
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, they're screaming
"Oh my, I want my mama"
Young kids napping with Michael
Are gonna need dry clothes
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
He'll read you books
Tuck you in bed and
Give you a kiss
Say, "Goodnight, Kevin"
"Now go to bed, you're only seven
But first, let's get naked for a second"
No, no
Just let me go-o-o
I want to go ho-o-ome
He's sayin', "No, no"
But he's sayin', "Yes, yes, yes
Cause you're in Neverland"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a blindfold
At night, they're screaming
"Oh my, I want my mama"
Young kids napping with Michael
Their screaming is stifled
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
Michael's gone kinda crazy
Finds boys kinda tasty
And people say, "I don't know, his songs were great"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
"Let's go to bed, I'll get the lotion
But don't be scared, I brought some Trojans
Let's have some tea, have a sleepover
If you love me, you won't tell no one"
No, no
"No, please don't go-o-o
ET phone ho-o-ome"
He's sayin', "No, don't go"
But they're sayin', "Yes, yes, yes
Let me leave Neverland"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a thigh pulled
At night, they're screaming
"Oh my, I want my mama"
Young kids napping with Michael
Are gonna get dry boned
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
Michael's gone kinda crazy
His monkey is rapey
And people say, "I didn't know that Michael's gay"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
"Why you sayin' that I did that?
("That's ignorant")
I never came inside a kid's ass
I just like kids, is that a crime?
All we did was sleep, his parents said it's fine"
"Hey, Macaulay
Tell 'em we're just friends
Don't tell on me, I pay your fuckin' rent"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a eyeful
At night, they're screaming
"Oh my, I want my mama"
Young kids napping with Michael
Their hole is too tight, though
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
Michael's gone kinda crazy
Finds boys kinda tasty
And people say, "I don't know, his songs were great"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
Are little bit frightful
At night, they're screaming
"Oh my, I want my mama"
Young kids napping with Michael
Are gonna need dry clothes
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
He'll read you books
Tuck you in bed and
Give you a kiss
Say, "Goodnight, Kevin"
"Now go to bed, you're only seven
But first, let's get naked for a second"
No, no
Just let me go-o-o
I want to go ho-o-ome
He's sayin', "No, no"
But he's sayin', "Yes, yes, yes
Cause you're in Neverland"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a blindfold
At night, they're screaming
"Oh my, I want my mama"
Young kids napping with Michael
Their screaming is stifled
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
Michael's gone kinda crazy
Finds boys kinda tasty
And people say, "I don't know, his songs were great"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
"Let's go to bed, I'll get the lotion
But don't be scared, I brought some Trojans
Let's have some tea, have a sleepover
If you love me, you won't tell no one"
No, no
"No, please don't go-o-o
ET phone ho-o-ome"
He's sayin', "No, don't go"
But they're sayin', "Yes, yes, yes
Let me leave Neverland"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a thigh pulled
At night, they're screaming
"Oh my, I want my mama"
Young kids napping with Michael
Are gonna get dry boned
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
Michael's gone kinda crazy
His monkey is rapey
And people say, "I didn't know that Michael's gay"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
"Why you sayin' that I did that?
("That's ignorant")
I never came inside a kid's ass
I just like kids, is that a crime?
All we did was sleep, his parents said it's fine"
"Hey, Macaulay
Tell 'em we're just friends
Don't tell on me, I pay your fuckin' rent"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are getting a eyeful
At night, they're screaming
"Oh my, I want my mama"
Young kids napping with Michael
Their hole is too tight, though
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
Michael's gone kinda crazy
Finds boys kinda tasty
And people say, "I don't know, his songs were great"
Young kids sleeping with Michael
Are little bit frightful
At night, he's screaming:
[*Michael Jackson sounds*]
