"The Story Of Jesus" lyrics

God's kid was born inside a barn and put inside a manger
Three wise men rolled up and told his mom this kid here is a super mega power ranger
Groom him to fight Satan
Jesus learned to walk on water causing Roman soldiers butthurt
He was thrown on a cross and buried and dug up after three days
Shit

I know the story of Jesus
Fuck who doesn't believe
He's a dark skin Hebrew albino
And he really loves you and me
All your sins he planted in you are lifted if you submit to Christ
I know the story of Jesus
He was made up by a Jew
Jew
His story was first made up by a Jew
Jew
His story was first made up by a Jew

Kid and Ghost are three and also one with Father opposed to human vice
The fucking treacherous burn under
You'll know that when you die
They painted his skin white
His real name was probably mike
And he was so black that he could turn water to crackers
And he was gay
That's yummy

I know the story of Jesus
Fuck who doesn't believe
He's a Mexican in Ohio with no proof of citizenry
He's the phase you grunt in bathrooms
A big black guy's prison tattoos
Christ
I know the story of Jesus
He was made up by a Jew
Jew
His story was first made up by a Jew
Jew
The story was first made up by a

I know the story of Jesus
He's real if you believe
He will climb in through your window in green tights when you're three
All your sins he planted in you
He will search for with his dick too

I know the story of Jesus
Christ
He was made up by a

I know the story of Jesus
Fuck who doesn't believe
He's a billboard next to the highway
And He needs your fucking money
He's the retard kid that hits you
The priest that wants to kiss you
I know the story of Jesus
His body was raped by a couple crazy Jews

Jew