"I Can Do Whatever, I'm White" lyrics

Wait a minute
Ha ha!
I'm white!
Ha ha ha

I can do whatever, I'm white
Yeah, I can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

When I'm in Detroit
I run red lights
The cops don't mind
Inside, they say, "you can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes
I dress real whack
Bright white pants
And a fanny pack
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah

Anything I want
I could buy a couple stocks
And I sit outside
And I drink some red wine

And the cops drive by
And they shout "hell yeah!"
'Cause you know that the cops don't care, yeah

I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
Frisbees alright, but it ain't no hockey
Buy me a retriever
And listen to Reba
And I could be a stay-at-home dad
Yeeeeah

When I'm in Detroit
I run red lights
The cops don't mind
Inside they say "you can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes
I dress real whack
Bright white pants and a fanny pack
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah

Any time I want, man
I could go golfin'
I could go joggin'
Ride on my moped
Right out to the lakefront
In my dodge-neon
Do me some fishin',and some jet-skiin'

Grab me my keys
And head out to the skate rink
Got my rollerblades
And my camcorder taping
I could wear my shorts up above my knees
And I always pay my blockbuster fees
Yeeeeah

I love me some hockey
I need me some hockey
Frisbees alright, but it ain't no hockey
Buy me a retriever
And listen to Reba
And I could be a stay-at-home dad
Yeeeeah

When I'm in Detroit
I run red lights
The cops don't mind
Inside, they say, "you can do whatever, you white" (I'm white)
Baby, I can do whatever I'm white
Yeeeeah

I got-a me some clothes
I dress real whack
Bright white pants
And a fanny pack
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeeeeah