"I Love The CCP" lyrics

"I Love The CCP"
(parody of "Enemy" by Imagine Dragons)

I'm proud to serve

I wake up to the flag
I wave it and I proud
Of place it I was born
'Cause China number one
All places that I go
From young till I am old
Far places and close
But China is most

China is the greatest
No time for all the haters

I love the CCP
I am always happy that I am Chinese
I love the CCP
They are always good to me
I am Chinese
I'm proud to serve the CCP
I'm proud to serve
I get credit

The purpose of the wall
To protect us in a war
From the jealous Mongols
They are fat and they're bald
The president of China
Is handsome and fine
He give us good life
For him I will fight

Jinping you're the greatest
You're healthy, smart, and famous

I love Xi Jinping
He is so much better looking than me
I love Xi Jinping
I hope he is proud of me
I am Chinese
I'm proud to serve Xi Jinping
I'm proud to serve

Uh, look
Okay, uh
I really love CCP 'cause
They were always there for me from
Day when I was born, I so fortunate
Taken care of by Chinese government
I hope I don't ever need to go
From living in the land that I love
The only way I would go is if
Jinping told me to go
Then it would be honor to serve
And sail all seven oceans
And travel the land from sand to sand
Every plant and rock, I would plan to not return
Till I fulfill the mission
I was instructed by Chinese Communist Party
I would be honored to die for the love and the trust
Of my brothers every moment
All we want is to love one another
We so much better than Mongolians over in their country
We got the superior accomplishments in science and culture and lifestyle

I am always happy that I am Chinese
I love the CCP
They are always good to me
I am Chinese
I love Xi Jinping
He is so much better looking than me
I love Xi Jinping
I hope he is proud of me
I am Chinese

They are great, I love the CCP
They are great, I am Chinese
They are great, I love the CCP
It's great, I'm proud to serve


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