"I'm Gay" lyrics
(parody of "Go Crazy" by Chris Brown)
Listen up, I be really gay
Tell me if you really think I isn't gay
I haven't met a dude that I didn't bang
Just tell me where's a dude and I'll get gay, do me it raw dog
Tips of a dick in the middle of the night
Gimme 3.50 and you know I'll do it like
Tom Brady, I could do it on a bike
You know that I sit up on a dick and do it
Like I'm gay, everybody knows I'm gay, G
Always getting boned by Jay-Z
I'm at Mickey D's
Getting me a dick and fries with a small side of mayonnaise
Everybody knows I'm gay, si
Laying back and watch some Swayze
I'm out munching Ds
Doing what a Mexican is telling me for 2 pesos
I been overseas doing gay shit
With the Viet Cong and the Ayrabs
I been gay down in Barbados
With Al Qaedas, boy
We just bone and shill
Bone and Netflix then bone and kill, yeah
Infidels, yeah their blood is spilled
God is patient and loves all his kids
It's Allah's will
Making bombs, bombs all the time
Screaming Aluwakbar jihad
Fly into the world trade center
Throw some bacon on the fry
Getting naked with a guy
Trip on a dick in the middle of the night
I thought that it's Drizzy but it isn't circumcised
I'm shady, I do a dude named Mike
You know that I never met a dude I didn't like
I'm gay, everybody knows I'm gay
Laying up with the Ayrabs
Shiite and Sunni, snorting ketamine
And doing things Allah did not permit
Yup, gimme dick
Running down the beach with a dude I met named Rick
Get the chicks outta here, sick, I'm outta cigs
Let me get yo Bic, nigga we know all the tricks, yeah
Just call in sick
Then come meet me at the back of KFC at 6
We call up trans half mans, smoke gans
Then reach into pants, what's in your hand, it's a plan
(Piggy back, piggy back, piggy back, piggy back, piggy)
Yo call Diddy up 'cause we drinking downtown
Then we going round down to Bobby Brown's town house
To put a brown pound in his mound now
Sit on a dick in the middle of the flight
Fly into some buildings and I'm screaming Jesus Christ
Is great, I can do it on a hike
Climb up on a hill and then I find out that
I am gay, everybody knows I'm gay, now
Doing men in their 80s, smoking lots of weed
Snorting meth and doing things with men
That Allah forbade
Everybody knows I'm gay, g
Laying back and watch some Swayze
I am from Tunis
Singing 'bout how gay I am and beating on Rihanna's face
Tell me if you really think I isn't gay
I haven't met a dude that I didn't bang
Just tell me where's a dude and I'll get gay, do me it raw dog
Tips of a dick in the middle of the night
Gimme 3.50 and you know I'll do it like
Tom Brady, I could do it on a bike
You know that I sit up on a dick and do it
Like I'm gay, everybody knows I'm gay, G
Always getting boned by Jay-Z
I'm at Mickey D's
Getting me a dick and fries with a small side of mayonnaise
Everybody knows I'm gay, si
Laying back and watch some Swayze
I'm out munching Ds
Doing what a Mexican is telling me for 2 pesos
I been overseas doing gay shit
With the Viet Cong and the Ayrabs
I been gay down in Barbados
With Al Qaedas, boy
We just bone and shill
Bone and Netflix then bone and kill, yeah
Infidels, yeah their blood is spilled
God is patient and loves all his kids
It's Allah's will
Making bombs, bombs all the time
Screaming Aluwakbar jihad
Fly into the world trade center
Throw some bacon on the fry
Getting naked with a guy
Trip on a dick in the middle of the night
I thought that it's Drizzy but it isn't circumcised
I'm shady, I do a dude named Mike
You know that I never met a dude I didn't like
I'm gay, everybody knows I'm gay
Laying up with the Ayrabs
Shiite and Sunni, snorting ketamine
And doing things Allah did not permit
Yup, gimme dick
Running down the beach with a dude I met named Rick
Get the chicks outta here, sick, I'm outta cigs
Let me get yo Bic, nigga we know all the tricks, yeah
Just call in sick
Then come meet me at the back of KFC at 6
We call up trans half mans, smoke gans
Then reach into pants, what's in your hand, it's a plan
(Piggy back, piggy back, piggy back, piggy back, piggy)
Yo call Diddy up 'cause we drinking downtown
Then we going round down to Bobby Brown's town house
To put a brown pound in his mound now
Sit on a dick in the middle of the flight
Fly into some buildings and I'm screaming Jesus Christ
Is great, I can do it on a hike
Climb up on a hill and then I find out that
I am gay, everybody knows I'm gay, now
Doing men in their 80s, smoking lots of weed
Snorting meth and doing things with men
That Allah forbade
Everybody knows I'm gay, g
Laying back and watch some Swayze
I am from Tunis
Singing 'bout how gay I am and beating on Rihanna's face
Writer(s): Naftali Lazewnik
