Stephen Lynch - Me Lyrics

Stephen Lynch Lyrics

"Me"

We all have the power now
To speak to the whole world
A post, a tweet, a message on a wall
And I got a little notion
To share my truth with everyone out there
About the thing that matters most of all

Me
Whoop dee dee, it's all about me
Can't you see that I crave attention?
Did I mention
Me
TikTok, it's me o'clock

Every thought I have
I need the world to see
You're so lucky you get all this me for free

I beg for clicks
I send dick pics
I livestream my breakdowns
Gimme some engagement
That is all I care about

A million Instagram stories
With my dud friends
A bunch of photos of my lunch
Then a selfie on the toilet
Minutes later shitting it out

Just like I'm shitting out me
I push and I squeeze
And out come more me's
Won't you please leave a like
Or share, subscribe
Just care about
Me

Snapchat, I'm where it's at

Got a blue check
When it comes to vanity
Also write this down
My one pronoun is me

Me
Me
Hashtag blessed
I am obsessed with
Me
Hashtag blessed
I am obsessed with
Me
Hashtag blessed
I am obsessed with...

It's like reading someone's boring diary
And this slideshow lasts for all eternity
Oh my God, something just has occurred to me
I am wasting my life talking about me

Got to take my phone
And throw it in the sea
Read a book or cook
Or plant a fucking tree

I am done forever talking about me
Me me me me me me
Me me me me me me

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album: "Me" (2026)

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"Me" lyrics

Stephen Lynch Lyrics