"Yoga" lyrics

Chaturanga and ujjayi
Sun salutation and drishti
I need yoga to feed my soul
And achieve the highest goal

Of sucking my own dick
Sucking my own dick
Couple classes should do the trick
Then I'll be sucking my own dick

Class is crowded, so don't get caught
This dick sucking thing's trickier than I thought
Focus more and think less
I can almost taste success

In sucking my own dick
Sucking my own dick
I'd rather be long than thick
Then I'd be sucking my own dick

If I sit in the corner, I have a chance
Pre-cut hole in my spandex pants
Arch my back and thrust my hips
Crane my neck and lick my lips

Almost sucking my own dick
Almost sucking my own dick
Siri, hit record real quick
Almost sucking my own dick

Take a breath and say my mantra
The pleasure will be worth this pain
My sweet lord, I think it's happening
Yes, I have reached the highest plane

Nirvana
Nirvana
Nirvana
Nirvana
Nirvana
Nirvana

Namaste down here forever
Namaste is long inside [?]
Namaste down here forever
[?]

Nirvana
Nirvana
Nirvana
Nirvana