"Time Machine" lyrics
"Time Machine"
Guess what would be peachy keen a time machine
What an innovation
Imagine all you could use it for like stopping war
Or inventing vaccination
That's great but wait
I've got other ideas if you know what I mean
So hop in let's begin
I'ma fuck shit up with this time machine
Step one baby Hitler's dead chopped off his baby head
And did a little dancin'
Step two set the hyperdrive to 1935
Kill baby Charlie Manson
Such fun we're not done
In '26 I got baby Idi Amin
Let's go you're too slow
So many babies to kill with this time machine
Baby Harvey Weinstein in '52 nothing could save you
From the bullet that your face took
Eighty-four I don't give a fuck I'm offing baby Zuck
To save the world from facebook
I'm psyched 'cause I spiked
Baby Cosby's bottle with strychnine
Then shot Pol Pot
But I get there late so he dies as a teen
And the guy who invented the leaf blower
Gonna do that one slow
And the one I cannot mention 'cause of the secret service
But I think you all know
Baby Timothy McVeigh boom
I'll get him in the womb
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