"Windowless Van" lyrics

Try to play my songs, but she's on my mind
Words unspoken that were so unkind
She said that she loves me, but I don't care
Now there's a cold black cloud just hanging in the air

And I know she'll be finding me after the show
She's my stalker
And she is in the crowd somewhere staring at me
She's my stalker

She handed me a letter that she wrote as she cried
And a box with her left pinky finger inside
She said if she can't have me, then nobody can
Then laughed as she left in her windowless van

Now I'm shook 'cause she's everywhere I look
My stalker
Think I see that nine-fingered bitch in a tree
She's my stalker

At work or at the gym or pumping gas
She shows up to creep and harass
She even joined my yoga class
I was so close that day
And now all I can do is pray
That she gets bored and goes away
Maybe moves on to Louis C.K.

Louis C.K.
Watch him jack off all day
Louis C.K.

Now we're face to face, nothing left to say
And I notice that she's hot in a crazy kind of way
I fear for my life, but I'm still a man
So fuck it, I'ma get into that windowless van

And we will be together for eternity
Says my stalker