"Booty Call" lyrics

I'm with my friends, having a sleepover at mine
Mum said, "Lights off," but they're still on at half-9
There's nothing gay 'bout doing nails and doing hair
Nor nothing gay 'bout three boys playing Truth or Dare
That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs
To my surprise, it was my phone instead
Dru makes an interception, grabs my phone out my hand
"Hello, you've reached The Midnight Beast
You're ruining our plans!"

B-double-O-T-Y
It's three over-average girls calling three under-average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day (Hey!)

(No!) I wanna play Cluedo with my bros
(No!) I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
(No!) I don't want a ho, I want a comforting look
When Noah kisses Allie in The Notebook

Booty, booty
It's just a booty call (Booty, booty)
Even if you're booty-ful (Hey, hey)
It's just a booty call (Hey, hey)

Now, my phone's on "Silent"
They still call on private number
I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber party
I'm in my dressing gownie
While Ashley's making brownies
Dru is in the background, playing Twister on his own
(Hell yeah) We're wearing our jim-jams
(Hell yeah) We're playing a flute
(Hell yeah) We're showing our sizes
The fucking surprise is that yours hasn't grown
And then, I hear my phone

B-double-O-T-Y
It's three over-average girls calling three under-average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
B-double-O-T-Y (Double-O-T-Y!)
It's three overconfident, stereotypical cheerleader types
We're fucked up and we wanna have fun
You could be the boys we regret when we're done (Hey!)

(No!) I wanna play sleeping lions
(No!) I'm busy defending Zion
(No!) There's no point in calling, 'cause I'll never respond
The boys and me are getting tips from Legally Blonde

Booty, booty
It's just a booty call (Booty, booty)
Even if you're booty-ful (Hey, hey)
It's just a booty call (Hey, hey)

I'm not a booty call, I'm just a normal boy
I want to stay at home and play with all my toys
We are three boys, not looking for three girls
My ringtone's like a missile bringing war to my world
Cheese strings, Party Rings are my favorite things
Marshmallow with hot chocolate
Bitch, we're living like kings!

(No!) I wanna have cheese pepperoni
(No!) I wanna play My Little Pony
(No!) I don't want a ho, I want a chocolate fountain
Whilst we snuggle up to watch Brokeback Mountain

Booty, booty
It's just a booty call (Booty, booty)
Even if you're booty-ful (Hey, hey)
It's just a booty call (Hey, hey)

Booty, booty
It's just a booty call (Booty, booty)
Even if you're booty-ful (Hey, hey)
It's just a booty call (Hey, hey)