"I Kicked A Shark In The Face" lyrics

The Midnight Beast!
We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from South West London
We're not unsigned because we're shit
We're unsigned because corporations suck!
And because we're shit
Shut up, Ash!

Mum, your little boy's flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boy friends (We're the best)
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs (What?)
Nothing
Uh, we got our own fridge
The wide world's very, very mean
But, Mum, I can handle myself, you'll soon see!
Just the other day, I was walking
Felt a tap on my shoulder
There's a shark standing there
And he looks much older

He's like, "Rah, rah, rah"
I turn around, and I'm like, "What the hell?"
He looks back, and he's like, "Rah, rah, rah"
I look at him, and I'm like, "What the hell?"
"What the hell?"

Then I kicked the shark in the face
(He kicked the shark in the face!)
Then I kicked the shark in the face
(His face was a total disgrace!)
Humans are fitter
You can't punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face
(He kicked the shark in the face!)

I'm sittin' on my arse, playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice, and it's calling out my name
I'm like, "Yo, what you want, motherfucker?"
He's like, "Yo, you-y-y-you, motherfucker!"
What happened next? I'm gettin' to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left, look right, but there's no one around
Then a bear tack-tackles me to the ground

He's like, "Rah, rah, rah"
Then I get up, and I'm like, "What the fuck?"
He looks back, and he's like, "Rah, rah, rah"
I'm not even scared, I'm like, "What the fuck?"
"What-What-W-W-What the fuck?"

Then I hit the bear in the balls
(He hit the bear in the balls!)
Take one for the team to the balls
(Should have protected his balls!)
Go cry to your mother
A bear couldn't cook carbonara
I hit the bear in the balls
(He hit the bear in the balls!)

Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is "I love animals"
We put this bit in the song
So the animal lovers don't come for us (I love animals)
We put this bit in the song
So the animal lovers don't come for us

Then I kicked the shark in the face!
Humans are winner
'Cause we'll have your legs-a for dinner
Unless you're vegetarian, and that's okay
Being vegetarian's fine with me