"Daddy" lyrics
A baby's born in 1987
Into a family of love and care
His mummy treats him like a gift from heaven
His daddy shows him how to style his hair
A few years later, it's a cold December
And Daddy needs to buy some milk and juice
"Dad, I want a Twix please, if you remember"
The final words wasted, if he only knew
That Dad was running off with the cleaner
She wasn't even fit, you should've seen her
If she had big tits and no mustache at worst
Dad would've never ran away, 'cause I'd have banged her first
Dad was running off with a refugee
Before his son had even learnt his ABC
Before his son had even learnt to climb a tree
And in case you hadn't noticed, Dad
That baby was me
Daddy, I'll never see you
Daddy, you'll never see me too
Daddy, you missed my birthday
And I miss you every Father's Day
Daddy, I want to see you
Daddy, do you want to see me too?
Daddy, are you okay?
So, I guess this is "Happy Father's Day"
I wonder if you even got my Twix
You probably gave it to your Spanish bitch, and them kids
Sorry if you think I'm being racist
But I don't want my Twix in their Spanish faces!
"Dad, just wondering if you've ever felt someone else
Rip your heart out, put it in the fire, just to watch it melt?"
That's how I feel, I hope you come back
So I don't suffer from another snack attack
'Cause Dad, when it feels like your heart's stopped beating
Some people turn to comfort eating
I can laugh now, now that I'm fine
But I was crammin' pork pies into my mouth, five at a time
Cheese strings and chicken wings
KFC and Burger Kings, onion rings
I was eatin' all them things
I had to go on Jerry Springer
'Cause I was trying to eat my sausage fingers!
Daddy, I'll never see you
Daddy, you'll never see me too
Daddy, you missed my birthday
And I miss you every Father's Day
Daddy, I want to see you
Daddy, do you want to see me too?
Daddy, are you okay?
So, I guess this is "Happy Father's Day"
Into a family of love and care
His mummy treats him like a gift from heaven
His daddy shows him how to style his hair
A few years later, it's a cold December
And Daddy needs to buy some milk and juice
"Dad, I want a Twix please, if you remember"
The final words wasted, if he only knew
That Dad was running off with the cleaner
She wasn't even fit, you should've seen her
If she had big tits and no mustache at worst
Dad would've never ran away, 'cause I'd have banged her first
Dad was running off with a refugee
Before his son had even learnt his ABC
Before his son had even learnt to climb a tree
And in case you hadn't noticed, Dad
That baby was me
Daddy, I'll never see you
Daddy, you'll never see me too
Daddy, you missed my birthday
And I miss you every Father's Day
Daddy, I want to see you
Daddy, do you want to see me too?
Daddy, are you okay?
So, I guess this is "Happy Father's Day"
I wonder if you even got my Twix
You probably gave it to your Spanish bitch, and them kids
Sorry if you think I'm being racist
But I don't want my Twix in their Spanish faces!
"Dad, just wondering if you've ever felt someone else
Rip your heart out, put it in the fire, just to watch it melt?"
That's how I feel, I hope you come back
So I don't suffer from another snack attack
'Cause Dad, when it feels like your heart's stopped beating
Some people turn to comfort eating
I can laugh now, now that I'm fine
But I was crammin' pork pies into my mouth, five at a time
Cheese strings and chicken wings
KFC and Burger Kings, onion rings
I was eatin' all them things
I had to go on Jerry Springer
'Cause I was trying to eat my sausage fingers!
Daddy, I'll never see you
Daddy, you'll never see me too
Daddy, you missed my birthday
And I miss you every Father's Day
Daddy, I want to see you
Daddy, do you want to see me too?
Daddy, are you okay?
So, I guess this is "Happy Father's Day"
Writer(s): Frederick Hibbert
