"Quirky" lyrics

'Cause I'm quirky
'Cause I'm quirky
'Cause I'm quirky
When I'm thirty (Why?)
'Cause I'm quirky

Not married, but I wear a wedding ring on my hand
I go to sleep when I want
'Cause I don't have bedtime planned
Don't obey by the rules
Sometimes, I don't even care
If I'm out eatin' at a buffet, I'll have more than my share (What?)
I'm a bad influence
Don't hang around with me
I ride my bike on the pavement, wear my clothes in the shower
I'm straight up crazy
I got a beard, I got an afro
I got eyebrows that rock
So if you want to out-quirky us
Then take your best shot

I don't sing in tune, why?
'Cause I'm quirky
Backwards lyrics my of all rap I
'Cause I'm quirky
I sip my coffee through a straw, bitch
'Cause I'm quirky
And I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty (Why?)
'Cause I'm quirky

The other day, I had a piece of toast
But I didn't even butter it, it tasted gross
I don't care what I do, I'm a real live wire
I hold a match 'til it burns, I'm playin' with fire
(Fuck) Vegetables, I don't eat none of that shit
(Fuck) Education, I don't study one little bit
Fuck The Fonz!
He thinks he's fucking cooler than me!
And fuck singing this song
'Cause I'm too quirky to sing

I wear red and pink, why?
'Cause I'm quirky
I greet you with a goodbye
'Cause I'm quirky
I have eleven beers a day, why?
'Cause I'm quir—
No, no, that just makes you an alcoholic
And I'll still have a beard when I'm thirty (Why?)
'Cause I'm quirky

Ripping a hole in your jeans
Owning a pink limousine
Learnin' to ride a unicycle
While you're dressed as the Queen
Fighting a bear with one hand
Gettin' a full-body tan
Joining a post-apocalyptic Gothic hardcore band!

I like Home Alone 3
'Cause I'm quirky
I'm drinking peppermint tea
'Cause I'm quirky
I've got a picture of the 'Hoff, see?
'Cause I'm quirky
And I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty (Why?)
'Cause I'm quirky