"Medium Pimpin'" lyrics

(Ah)

Now that we rollin' in dough, let's get a yacht with a bed
But we don't have enough, let's buy a dinghy instead
We wanna drink Cristal, but settled with soda
We couldn't buy a Porsche, let's pimp out a Škoda, yeah
Medium pimpin', livin' the dream
Instead of caviar, bitch, got vanilla ice cream (No)
Care in the world, just got numerous pounds
We only travel first class on the underground

Medium pimpin' (Car with wheels)
Moderately pimpin' (Fancy meals)
Averagely pimpin' (Sex appeal)
Medium pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'
(Ficky-ficky-ficky)

Train to Soho, pick up some ho-hoes
Can only get a chat, not enough for a blow-blow
Ha, medium bitches, hard to afford
I shop so much at ASDA, I'm sponsored by George (Ficky)
We wanted some dancers, but children were cheaper
Got so much fuckin' money, I could buy your sister
Buy your mama, buy your papa
Dress 'em up as animals and take a picture

Medium pimpin' (Chandelier)
Standardly pimpin' (Unlimited beer)
Mediocre pimpin' (New career)
Medium pimpin', pimpin', pimpin' (Now-now, now)
Now, I am a rich man
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nine
Medium pimpin'
Medium pimpin'

Medium gangsta, medium height (Ba-na-na-na)
Optician told me I got medium sight (Ba-na-na-na)
Average pits with an average smell (Ba-na-na-na)
And downstairs, pretty average as well (Ba-na-na-na)
Medium dance with a minimal beat (Ba-na-na-na)
Minimum clothes on medium seats (Ba-na-na-na)
Medium shoulders, minimal hands
Spread your legs, Lois Lane, I'm Super-Medium-Man!

Medium pimpin' (Bronze shoes)
Moderately pimpin' (Bronze cane)
Averagely pimpin' (Bronze gloves)
Medium pimpin' (Bronze brain, wow)
Now, I am a rich man
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nine
Medium pimpin' (Bigger than small)
Medium pimpin' (Smaller than big)

Ba-na-na-na (Medium pimpin', baby)
Ba-na-na-na (That's right, spendin' cheese)
Ba-na-na-na (Cheese? Yeah, that means "money")
Ba-na-na-na (Oh)