"A Foreword From Patrick Stewart" lyrics
Greetings
I am a Patrick Stewart impersonator
And welcome to Psychostick - ... And Stuff
A collection of unreleased and digital-only releases
Spanning the inexplicable career of the comedy metal music ensemble
Known as Psychostick
Now, you may be wondering
Why did it take nearly four years to release what is essentially
A B-Sides record?
Or why would I spend my own money
On an album filled with songs that are over a decade old?
Many of which have already been released
It's good to ask questions
Just not those questions, okay?
Delight in these songs that are sure to stand the test of time
And remind us of the emotive power of music
I am a Patrick Stewart impersonator
And welcome to Psychostick - ... And Stuff
A collection of unreleased and digital-only releases
Spanning the inexplicable career of the comedy metal music ensemble
Known as Psychostick
Now, you may be wondering
Why did it take nearly four years to release what is essentially
A B-Sides record?
Or why would I spend my own money
On an album filled with songs that are over a decade old?
Many of which have already been released
It's good to ask questions
Just not those questions, okay?
Delight in these songs that are sure to stand the test of time
And remind us of the emotive power of music
