"Mi Queso" lyrics

"Mi Queso"
(parody of "Loco" by Coal Chamber)

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Got a hunger rollin' through mi panza
Don't want the sauce or the guac, no
Need the cheeses, both colors please
Got yellow and white-ah
Chop up a jalapeno by hand
Melt down with Ro-Tel, use a whole can
Tortilla chips gonna drown in
This melted cheese

Mi queso, mi queso, mi queso, mi queso
Mi queso, mi queso, mi queso, mi queso

Crock pot set on high
Ro-Tel, cream of mushroom soup
Velveeta cut into cubes
Ground sausage, roasted garlic

Ooooooooh

Shing langa schlappa dappa ding dang
Bern dernga dinganuh chorizo
Rama dama ferga blerg derka-derka
Blerma verlm verlm Velveeta
Bawii daba da banga duh Chipotle
Gurp shlurpee derp nerp, poblano
Full power up to the crock pot
Slow cook with me

Mi queso, mi queso, mi queso, mi queso
Mi queso, mi queso, mi queso, mi queso


Writer(s): Robert Kersey
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