"Gaslight Projection (Skit)" lyrics

Uhhh, what the hell were you guys listening to?
Are we listening to the same album?
Shut up Rob, you're just jealous
Jealous? Jealous of what?
Jealous, jealous, jealous (of what)
Jealous, jealous, jealous
Jealous, jealous, jealous
Jealous, why you so jealous?
I'm on the song
Big old jar of jelly
You always do this Rob
You can't handle the success of Psychostick
It's so good Rob, you don't even know
It's alright Josh, don't let Rob get to you
He's just so jealous
So jealous
Jealous
What are you idiots talking about? These are my songs too
How can I be jealous of myself?
Jelly, jelly donut
That's so stupid
Jelly donut
That is the stupidest—
You guys gotten dumber since the last album
How, how did you do that?
Did you all get head injuries?
Morons
Don't you gaslight us?
Do you even know what that means?
Yeah, it's when you're an asshole
No, not what that means at all
You're projecting
What?
You're gaslight projecting, Rob
Yeah, stop projecting your gas
You just wish you were in a band as cool as Psychostick
I am in the band
Get your own band Rob
You're a concert jealousist
You're a first-chair jealousist
Man, I need a drink