"Outtakes" lyrics
"Outtakes"
Psychostick. Their continuing mission to hastily throw together this- ah shit
Ghost! Hahaha I'm not even ready
Something weird! Don't look- hahaha
Weiners, and 'giners, and butts and mouths
Weiners, and 'giners, and butts and mouths
Up them weiners, and 'giners, and the butts and the mouths man
We're a big boy band!
I made it through the wilder-nope
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats next to mine
And the fur...
Don't go for second best, baby
Put your love to the test- Ahh!
What do you think I'm just some guy who wondering in off the street, picked the lock, come on in, plugged everything in, and just gur ga-gur! I'm just some rando. You've known me for twenty years!
Twenty two years Rob
Uhhh. Hahaha. Uhhng!
By the way, those of you listening right now, we are drinking Jameson while we're recording this
Damn straight we are!
It makes recording a lot more fun. You should guys should try it! Woo!
Ok, umm. Because I like to sing this song out of key
[?] That's what I do really good
[?]
Jameson Ireland
You can pu-haha whoops
Give into the stick whoops ahh wrong rhythm. I am a shit
Give in-dah! Ahhhhhh
Give into the stick
If only Patrick Stewart's bald head was here and I could stroke it and I could tell him how beautiful he is. Yes, that is what you need to imagine
It's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned
The sun that is the source of all our power
Ah! AHHH!
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick but ou-Bahh! Ahh! Rhythm!
Obe-ahaha that's the wrong thing. No
We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central- Pff! Galactic-ic-ic-ic
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause we all know that it ain't down here on Huh!
I got an idea maybe we're going in the wrong direction. Maybe we should just record some skits
That is literally what we're doing right now
How about if we write a song about how we hate not writing songs about food?
What if we do a skit about not writing songs about food?
Let's write a song about doing skits
Let's write a skit about doing songs about not doing food songs
Ok. Yeah we'll call it uhh "Matt's an Idiot and he has the Worst Ideas I've ever Heard in my Life"
I want I want a chimi
I want I want a Chimichanga
I want I want a chimi-ahaha. Suck, suck
I want a chimi
I want I want a ughh
I want a -I have to pee
Ok, ahem. That motherfucker! Ahaha. Ahh cursing. It's funny
That motherfucker's got the sombero! Sombero?
Our fate is certain, we all are doon to be-ptt. Dune? Like the planet with the spice? Yeah. Cashing in on trends baby
Spice is the worm!
The Spice is the worms! What?
Hot. I punch at thee. I-ok. Hurr. Ouch. Ow my nipples! Ow, you hit me in the nipples why would you do th-ahh!
What if the world was made of other wor-ahhh! That was probably not the one but I'll leave that up to you
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars cou-ahhhh!
Listen, come here, come closely. I have something I need to express to you. Of all my travels as an actor and as a stage performer and as the Star Trek captain Jean-Luc Picard, I've been able to study people and I have noticed one thing that seems to be true of people like yourself. And that is that you are encompassing and holy a dingle berry fart. Dingle berry fart. Good day!
We're a big boy band!
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"... And Stuff" (2022)
Toejam And Earl