"Orgasm = Love (Live-Ish M.A.F. Version)" lyrics

I can feel you in my heart
Even though we drift apart
And those words you spoke to me though I always disagree
And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice 'cuz you won't shut up
Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi
Break it down.
Whoa, yeah. Whoa, oh...

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings
About these feelings that you feel
(whoa, romance)
And you know that I love you, when we're FUCKIN'
'Cuz orgasm equals love

All my friends smile
And they chuckle at pictures
Of your bare moose knuckle
Please don't feel like you're a slut when
I'm peeing in your butt

And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets
And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you (Awww...)

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings
About these feelings that you feel (whoa...)
And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies
Cuz orgasm equals love

I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings
About these feelings that you feel
Let's get married, and have babies... Just kidding!
Cuz orgasm equals love
Cuz erections equals love
Cuz ejaculation equals love
Cuz...
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