"Jameson Love Song" lyrics

I know I promised I'd write you a love song
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic but seventy proof
Is no less than poetic

You look your best when my vision is blurry
That's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
Because love is emetic but not if you bought me
A shot and I hit it

Drink 'till you're crazy
And dance 'till your sick
You can pour out another
Give in to the stick

Drink 'till you're crazy
And dance 'till your sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the stick

I can't see now I have to pee
And I can't count to three but I can count to
JAMESON

Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug my Jameson

Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug my Jameson

Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug Chug
Chug Chug my Jameson
Whoo!

Drink 'till you're crazy
And dance 'till your sick
You can take off your bra
Give it to the stick

Drink 'till you're crazy
And dance 'till your sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the stick
Give in to the stick

Give in to the stick
Pour a round for the stick
Please buy merch from the stick
We are Psychostick
You all have a nice night
Please all get home safe
And something else funny
Ahhh uhhh ahh uuhh

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