"Cockblock" lyrics

Hey you dickhole
She was flirting with me
Hey you fuckface
I just bought her a drink

Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak
Ruining the evening
She was the one, now you've won at douchbaggery

I can't figure out
If you are an overprotective brother
A friend in the friend zone
Or a dumbass bitter ex lover

I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
I gotta feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay

You are a cockblock
Ruining my game
You are a cockblock
Pathetic and lame

Hey you dumb bitch
Can't you leave us alone
What's your problem
Can't you throw me a bone?

Staring at me like I'm Satan himself
Trying to steal her soul
Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol

I can't figure out
If your an overprotective sister
A jealous best friend
Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her

I really don't have time for this
And now you stand in my way
Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay

You are a cockblock
Ruining my game
You are a cockblock
Pathetic and lame
You are a cockblock
That's what you do
You are a cockblock
Obstructing the poon

Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)
Don't you have something better to do
(Go away I'm trying to get laid)

Congratulations!
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
I hope you're happy...
Cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

You ruined the whole night
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
Why don't you eat shit and die
Cuz YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

Cockblock
Cockblock