"Caper Of The Bells: An Animal Crossing Song" lyrics

Freeze, Mr. Nook! Don't move a whisker!
You're under arrest, sir, for your crimes!
Your avarice has finally undone you
And now you will be doing hard time!

Please, you must be mistaken!
I've been reading these books on my shelf!
Why would I bother to break in
And steal all those bells from myself?

A valid question, for certain-
But something about this still smells...
So give me a name, or it's curtains!

I won't rest until I find
Out the mastermind
Who's behind the
Caper of the Bells!

What could you be possibly plotting
Knocking off Nook's ABD?
Quit playing dumb, or else, so help me
I'm setting this little guy free!

Please, you don't need to do that!
I swear, miss, you've got the wrong bird!
I've been standing here sleeping!
Funny, that's not what I've heard...

I exclusively deal in donations!
Altruism is all that compels-
Let's dispense with these gross allegations!

I'm not eager to absolve
Anyone involved
Till I solve the
Caper of the Bells!

Finally, I've caught you red-handed!
Paws in the air, buster! You're through!

The jig is up, I guess
You got me! I confess
To fiendishly stealing your heart-

But when it comes to bells
I'm just a guy who sells
Unique and antique works of art

I'm not here for your fraudulent paintings
And I don't think our sense of justice quite gels...

Well, lady, you're in luck!
Cause my camera caught this shmuck
With these bags full of bells!

End of the line! Put down the shovel!
Stay where you are! Don't try to run!
Let's put an end to this kerfuffle!
Your bell stealing spree's finally done!

Fine, we'll do this the hard way
Regardless, I'm taking you down
There's no mercy or parley
When you steal bells in Isabelle's town!

You won't lose me so easy-
I'm locking you up in the cells!
And nothing on earth can appease me
But the chance of cracking the case
Of the Caper of the Bells!