"Here We Come A-Scare-Oling" lyrics
Here we come a-scare-oling
A festive force of fright!
To spread some cheer-
-And lots of fear-
On this here Christmas night!
Evil foes have re-arose
To haunt you from your past!
Let us raise a toast
To this horrid host
And the horrors they've amassed!
Peace on Earth? Piss on that!
Yuletide terror's where it's at!
We'll hang missing toes beneath your wreath!
Warm your bones by the hearth!
Chug some eggnog till you barf!
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
Here we come a-scare-oling-
-to deck you and your halls!-
-There's no noels-
-just slaying belles-
Till blood runs down your walls!
Twinkly lights and wrinkly frights
Unite this Christmas Eve!
All us festering pests
Are your ghastly guests
-With zero plans to leave!
No more Nice! Naughty rules!
Ask us bawdy boys and ghouls!
Oh, the whole North Pole will rue our reave!
Nix Saint Nick! Shelve the elves!
Keep the fruit cake to ourselves!
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
Twas the night before Christmas, and not you nor your spouse...
-Could get us to get the heck out of your house!
No need to scream, to cry or perspire
Unless you're a chestnut to roast on a fire!
I'll make you a snow cone that's bony and red
While envisioning sugar plums made from your head!
We've taken your house and are giving no quarter!
Now here is your gift: a shiny quarter!
Here we come a-scare-oling!
The nuts have cracked your suite!
So kill the lights
Cause silent nights
Make humans hard to eat!
Rum pum pum! Your heart is thumping!
Soon, we'll cook your goose!
We won't give a crap
If you're poorly wrapped
-In a festive, Frosty noose!
Haven't you heathens been told of the reason
For Christmas itself and this holiday season?
This day is for joy and for making things merry
Not humbugging buttheads who skew slightly scary!
Look, Grinching and Scrooging is all well and good
But maybe this holiday's misunderstood...
Our sins are forgiven, so join me and toast to the
Birth of our Lord...
...who has un-died the most!
Here we come a-scare-oling
Except — for now — we're nice!
We hug and kiss!
-Give gifts like this!
While watching Stars on Ice!
We scrapped the gore and maim no more
Nor make White Christmas red...
And the only flesh
We stab-
-is freshly made of gingerbread!
Sweaters rock! Stockings slay!
Our apparel's donned and gay!
'Tis more blessed to give than to receive!
Hacking up haunted hymns-
-While we're trimming off your limbs!
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
(Here we come a-scare-oling!)
(Here we come a-scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)
A festive force of fright!
To spread some cheer-
-And lots of fear-
On this here Christmas night!
Evil foes have re-arose
To haunt you from your past!
Let us raise a toast
To this horrid host
And the horrors they've amassed!
Peace on Earth? Piss on that!
Yuletide terror's where it's at!
We'll hang missing toes beneath your wreath!
Warm your bones by the hearth!
Chug some eggnog till you barf!
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
Here we come a-scare-oling-
-to deck you and your halls!-
-There's no noels-
-just slaying belles-
Till blood runs down your walls!
Twinkly lights and wrinkly frights
Unite this Christmas Eve!
All us festering pests
Are your ghastly guests
-With zero plans to leave!
No more Nice! Naughty rules!
Ask us bawdy boys and ghouls!
Oh, the whole North Pole will rue our reave!
Nix Saint Nick! Shelve the elves!
Keep the fruit cake to ourselves!
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
Twas the night before Christmas, and not you nor your spouse...
-Could get us to get the heck out of your house!
No need to scream, to cry or perspire
Unless you're a chestnut to roast on a fire!
I'll make you a snow cone that's bony and red
While envisioning sugar plums made from your head!
We've taken your house and are giving no quarter!
Now here is your gift: a shiny quarter!
Here we come a-scare-oling!
The nuts have cracked your suite!
So kill the lights
Cause silent nights
Make humans hard to eat!
Rum pum pum! Your heart is thumping!
Soon, we'll cook your goose!
We won't give a crap
If you're poorly wrapped
-In a festive, Frosty noose!
Haven't you heathens been told of the reason
For Christmas itself and this holiday season?
This day is for joy and for making things merry
Not humbugging buttheads who skew slightly scary!
Look, Grinching and Scrooging is all well and good
But maybe this holiday's misunderstood...
Our sins are forgiven, so join me and toast to the
Birth of our Lord...
...who has un-died the most!
Here we come a-scare-oling
Except — for now — we're nice!
We hug and kiss!
-Give gifts like this!
While watching Stars on Ice!
We scrapped the gore and maim no more
Nor make White Christmas red...
And the only flesh
We stab-
-is freshly made of gingerbread!
Sweaters rock! Stockings slay!
Our apparel's donned and gay!
'Tis more blessed to give than to receive!
Hacking up haunted hymns-
-While we're trimming off your limbs!
We put the evil... in Christmas Eve!
(Here we come a-scare-oling!)
(Here we come a-scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)
(Scare-oling!)
