"SALUTE THE SUN: A Wii Fit Song" lyrics

Got some pudge, and you need some nudging?
Hey, that's why I'm here!
I won't judge if the weight's not budging
Chubby Chic is in this year!

Fighting flab is my foremost forte!
Flex, my expertise!
Wii will strive for fitness while you still fit this
'Till you are a little less obese!

Time to Salute the Sun!
We're gonna tone those buns!
It's gonna be so fun
Wait and see!
You're gonna be so stunned
To see how far you've come!
Get ready! 3... 2... 1...
...and Salute the Sun!

Say goodbye to your thighs and tummy!
Slay your cellulite!
BMI's make us all feel crummy
That's their job: to give savage insight!

Camel! Bow! Cat-Cow! Cobra! Crow Pose!
Tree to Fire Log!
Now try Boats and Bridges
Lord of the Fishes
Double Dolphin Downward Facing Dog!

So go Salute the Sun!
Yeah, you may weigh a ton
And if your wheels have spun
I'll be there!
No matter where you're from
You gotta move your bum!
Come on, we're almost done!
So Salute the Sun!

Lift your legs! Keep 'em straight!
Close your eyes and meditate!
Sweaty pits and dirty shirts!
Dorsiflexion till it hurts!
Plyometrics by the pool!
Higher fiber! Healthy stool!
Tone your tummy! Crunch your core!
Exhale while I count to four!
Plant your palms! Extend your wrist!
Supine lumbar torso twist!
Blast your abs! Flex your pecs!
Quads and lats and traps are next!
Sixty sets of fifty reps
Are metabolic baby steps!
Drink some water! Bend your backs!
Hold this pose and just relax

So go Salute the Sun!
Pick up the pace and run!
It's not a race; You've won
Runner's high!
We've only just begun
I know your legs are numb!
The feeling's next to none
To Salute the Sun!