"Dandy's World: Disaster Run" lyrics

Eight Toons, all charging in
And yet no one has a plan...
My stamina's all out-
I'm grabbing all the tapes I can!

I'm almost out of hearts, and
This run has just begun!
Hey, at least this first machine
Is nearly done-

I just used a Health Kit, when I had full HP...
I'm lost! Someone tell me where to go...

I'm just here to research each Twisted that I see!
I think my cardboard armor might be just for show...

Go! Fast! Cause time won't last
The elevator's waiting!
Hold shift 'till You reach the lift
Or you'll be the next spectating!

So sprint! Now! I don't know how
But you need to get here faster!
Don't stop, or your Toon will pop-
Oh, this run's one big disaster!

Two Twisteds on my tail
And I'm down a heart or two...
Oh, I know it's not ideal
But I just led them straight to you...

I'm eating everything
And I don't care what it's for
I'm just camping at the lift
To clear this floor!

Come on! Keep collected, cause if you lose your poise
Those Twisteds will tear us Toons apart!

I can't pass my Skill Checks... I'm making so much noise!
I'd offer extra health, but I've got just one heart...

Got eyes on two machines
And my stamina's at max-
Just call me 'Solid Snake,'
Cause I'll sneak by behind their backs!

We need to coordinate —
We don't have much health to spare!
Well, then go tell that to Toodles
She just toddled over there...

That was less than helpful! A tactless Toodles toot!
I thought it would Scare them all away!

Now we're running blindly, with Twisteds in pursuit!
But maybe this distraction
Is exactly what our faction
Needs to pull off an extraction in the fray...

Stop! Hide, cause you've been spied!
Skedaddle on the double!
There's no time to stop and prime
And Shrimpo's in big trouble...

Just hold still and prove your skill
Be stealthy as you're able!
That's two down! Another found-
Now use those jumper cables!

You're so close, but Toodles's toast...
You're not exactly thriving...
So scram! Flee! You're ABC
For simply just surviving!

Now lock in! Go for the win!
Your victory's just past her...
You're home free, but tragically
This run's one big disaster!