"Bassface" lyrics

Walk in the party like I smell a fart
The girlies can't control their private parts
Face-palm the women, they can't get to me
Only one woman here I wanna see
Whisper, "I wanna get inside of you."
(I wanna get inside of you)
She whispers back, "Ooh, ooh, ooh."
(At least that's what I hear)
She said she wanna take this kind of slow
Then I'm ridin' her on the dance floor like a rodeo

If I'm gonna be your boyfriend
I better put you in your place
'Cause if you're gonna be my girlfriend
Party people in the place
I rock a pretty bad bass face

My little sister's turnin' six today
She asked if I could be the house DJ
Mum got me a table in the VIP
I'm gettin' dollars and the coke is free
My little sister's friends are party poops
So I put acid in the apple juice
Asked if this girl wanna do some dancing
Next thing, we're grindin' to The Lion King

If I'm gonna be your boyfriend
Let me lick your gorgeous face
But if you're gonna be my girlfriend
Then I should warn you, just in case
I got a pretty bad bass face

Pretty bad, pretty bad, fa-fa-fa-fa—

Someone, save me
We don't want a dead Dru Wakely
Guys be crazy
When I rock a bass face to the ladies
My bass face brings all the girls to the yard
And the boys get annoyed when their dicks get hard
Ooblum, schlagen, smelly socks
Schlagon, schlegion, Reggie Watts!