"Plenty More Fish" lyrics

Heartbreak isn't easy
I've been there once before
She held your heart so tender
Then tossed it to the floor
She s—
Hear me now. My boy Stef is right!
There be so many fish in the sea
Too many fish
Back it up!
And don't let these global warnin' raasclaat [?] tell ya otherwise
Listen to me!

The ocean is full of scales
Crabs, dolphins and sharks and whales
Don't worry, we won't run dry
The ocean's extremely wide
We're kind of losing the point of this
You need to forget the girl that you missed
Think of the women you haven't met
Blah-bitty-blah-de-blah, the ocean's wet

Heartbreak isn't easy
I've been there once before
She held your heart so tender
Then tossed it to the floor
She stabs you with a dagger
Made of hatred and remorse
Then spits her putrid anger
On your burning, rotting corpse

Plenty more fish (In the sea)
There's plenty more fish (In the sea)
Global warming's not bad, it's just a fad
Plenty more fish (In the blue sea)
You're miserable inside
There's plenty more girls to stand by your side
Don't live in famine
Plaice, cod and salmon
All that you wish
There's plenty more fish

Guys, guys, you don't understand
When I say "fish", I mean girls
Not actual fish
A-ha, I get you
That makes sense now
Like this!

There's millions of nice females (Right!)
Big boobies and scaly tails (No)
They live in a seashell shack
Heartbreak isn't ea—
—and a lovely rack
Her dad forbids her to leave the sea
Although, she manages, finally
To marry the prince and live happily

How can this be helping?
That's just the plot of The Little Mermaid

Plenty more fish (In the sea)
There's plenty more fish (In the sea)
Global warming's not bad, it's just a fad
Plenty more fish (In the blue sea)
You're miserable in here
There's plenty more girls to wipe up the tears
There won't be a drought
Skate, hake and trout
All that you wish

There's plenty more fish
And chips, and saveloy
Fish!