The Midnight Beast - Pointless Skit 2 Lyrics

The Midnight Beast Lyrics

"Pointless Skit 2"

Hi, um, is that Kelly Rowland?
It is
Alright, my name's Stefan
I play in a band called The Midnight Beast
And I was wondering if you might be interested in doing a feature on one of o—
...You would? You're the first person we've g—
It's amazing, really
I don't supposed Jay-Z might be interested in doi—
Course he wouldn't, because he's not your—
Hi there, it's Stefan Abingdon
Calling about the Katy Perry collaboration with The Midnight Beast
Oh
Yeah, she hung up
Hi, is that the office of the Kardashians?
Yeah, we were wondering if Kim was interested in doing a collaboration
No? How about Khloé?
Or the other one?
Hi, is this the office of Kelly Brook?
We're looking to get Kelly on a song
No, she won't have to get her tits out, it's—
But if you really want, in the video, maybe?
Oka—No, it's not for us
Thank you, though
Hi there
I'm looking for the office of Katie Price
I-I'm sorry, I can't do this, ha-ha
Um, I'm looking to speak to the manager of Kerry Katona
Yeah, has Kerry got any talent?
Oh, no. She hasn't. Alright. Thanks

Hey boys, it's Ke$ha
I heard your new song on the album, I'm crazy into it
So ca—
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album: "Shtick Heads" (2014)

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