"Sextape" lyrics

Spend a night in Paris, do it in a Yaris
Suck a penis really shitty to get some publicity
If you wanna be a star, then unhook your frickin' bra
The public won't care who you are until you pant on camera

Spread it like a virus
Then maybe, somebody will come and hire us

Baby, we should make a sextape
It's how you get famous, act a little heinous, finger in the anus
Put it in a sextape
Suckin' on my whatsit, Daddy shouldn't watch it
I could play the boyfriend

You could play my—
Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
You could play my—
Ho! (Hey! Hey!)

Time for the Kim Kardashian, the Pamela Anderson
On a pedalo in Ibiza, Costa Rica with Tulisa
On a boat with Tommy Lee, in a bed with Mini-Me
I swear, your mother will agree that it pays a decent fee

Spread that porno like it's herpes
It's the only way to work into your thirties

Baby, we should make a sextape
You'll be going viral
Not that kind of viral, entering vaginal
Put it in a sextape
Next, it will be Miley, probability highly
I could play the boyfriend

You could play my—
Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
You could play my—
Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Assume a position and screw a musician
Film with an actor, bent over a tractor
Seduce a producer with implant bazookas
Now that you're known
For screaming and moaning in—

Sextapes
School girl in detention, oiling up your engine, paying off your pension
Put it in a sextape
You could buy a penthouse, centerfold of Penthouse
I could play the boyfriend
When we make a sextape
Famous on computers, beaming down the routers, getting out your hooters
Put it in a sextape
Stick it up on RedTube, cheeky bit of side-boob
I could play the boyfriend

You could play my—
Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
You could play my—
Ho! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)