"Pointless Skit 1" lyrics
Before you purchased a copy of this album
Dru Wakely's life was hard
He would have to work a whole day, just to pay for the latest trainers
And sell old clothes and games on eBay for a new tattoo
Paying for his own drinks and queuing outside nightclubs just to get in
For Dru Wakely, a bargain bucket was not a bargain
But now, with your help, life is much easier for Dru
With your money, he can walk straight into Mahiki
Back of the VIP, and order the fattest bottle of Grey Goose vodka
You know, the one with the sparklers?
Now, with his diamanté Air Jordans
He has the confidence to swoon the ladies with a click of his fingers
And not have to bother with small talk
So thank you for boosting the ego of another arrogant pop arsehole
Thank you
Dru Wakely's life was hard
He would have to work a whole day, just to pay for the latest trainers
And sell old clothes and games on eBay for a new tattoo
Paying for his own drinks and queuing outside nightclubs just to get in
For Dru Wakely, a bargain bucket was not a bargain
But now, with your help, life is much easier for Dru
With your money, he can walk straight into Mahiki
Back of the VIP, and order the fattest bottle of Grey Goose vodka
You know, the one with the sparklers?
Now, with his diamanté Air Jordans
He has the confidence to swoon the ladies with a click of his fingers
And not have to bother with small talk
So thank you for boosting the ego of another arrogant pop arsehole
Thank you
