"#Holiday" lyrics
(feat. Nova Rockafeller)
Having a blast through the lens of my iPhone
Collecting up pictures I can show off when I'm back home
Missing real memories, pickin' the Instagram effect
Selfie on the beach, with a pal that I perfected
Topless as expected, Valencia selected
A little right treat, but I got auto-corrected, twats
Snoop Dogg-ify a cat
Feeling swaggy in a topman vest and an Old Bay snapback
Picture of a deck chair, add a little lens flare
Tag "No filter", even though I used Mayfair
Oh, that's an Insta-scam, I'm going Insta-ham
Out the box like an Insta-parallelogram
With my Insta-fam-a-lam, snappin' pics in Amsterdam
Can't blame the red-eye on the cameras 'round my phones, man
Are the lines not making any sense? (Piss)
But shit, it was sixty-nine pence
We're going on a, summer holiday
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday
We're all going on a summer holiday
For a week or two
Showin' off on my Facebook wall
Lovely panorama of the tits 'round the pool
(Hashtag) No filter
(Hashtag) No friends
(Hashtag) I lost 'em all when I cropped them off the ends
(Hashtag)
The colours splash in the sea like an [?]
[?] I'm bustin' out pics in my Insta queue
Forever searching for a Wi-Fi code to unload (Out of data)
My network can suck a chode
Ever seen a video of three crabs mating? (Yeah)
Ever seen a video of cheddar cheese grating? (Yeah)
Ever seen a video of your mum on a rodeo?
Your family are cheering, and you spot that I'm masturbating? (Uh, no)
Me neither, let's take a breather
I got carried away, 'cause I've got Insta-fever
So if you feel how we feel, we've got the Insta-dote
Women, wave your smarty-phones
Sing the chorus, and it goes
We're going on a, summer holiday
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday
We're all going on a summer holiday
For a week or two
We're going on a, summer holiday
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday
We're all going on a summer holiday
For a week or two
At first, I was like, "Hi, I kinda wanna lick your face" (Face)
And then he told me I should add him on MySpace
(Hashtag) Fail, hashtag 2008
He found my old page, now I'm in his top eight (Great)
Summer holiday, let's spend it on the beach
Instagram, like, everything I eat (Look at my bangers!)
It didn't really happen unless you didn't live-tweet
If you don't have a Facebook, you're married with a creep (Ew)
I don't wanna Snapchat, not a hood rat, shit
Don't send me abs or your dick pic, that's sick (Nope, nope)
I got my iPhone in a plastic bag, I'm on a boat (Boat)
Can you Vine me pouring High Life down my throat? (Down my throat)
Thanks, bloke
Ask me for my number, and you're stupid
Find this shit on YouTube, never OkCupid
Selfies at the airport, I'm going back home
Will I stop acting British?
Because I was born in Canada ('Aye?)
We're going on a, summer holiday (Summer holiday)
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday (Oh, shit)
We're all going on a summer holiday
For a week or two (For a week or two!)
We're going on a, summer holiday (We're going on a, summer holiday)
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday (I'ma get a beach chair)
We're all going on a summer holiday (Gimme that beach chair)
For a week or two
Collecting up pictures I can show off when I'm back home
Missing real memories, pickin' the Instagram effect
Selfie on the beach, with a pal that I perfected
Topless as expected, Valencia selected
A little right treat, but I got auto-corrected, twats
Snoop Dogg-ify a cat
Feeling swaggy in a topman vest and an Old Bay snapback
Picture of a deck chair, add a little lens flare
Tag "No filter", even though I used Mayfair
Oh, that's an Insta-scam, I'm going Insta-ham
Out the box like an Insta-parallelogram
With my Insta-fam-a-lam, snappin' pics in Amsterdam
Can't blame the red-eye on the cameras 'round my phones, man
Are the lines not making any sense? (Piss)
But shit, it was sixty-nine pence
We're going on a, summer holiday
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday
We're all going on a summer holiday
For a week or two
Showin' off on my Facebook wall
Lovely panorama of the tits 'round the pool
(Hashtag) No filter
(Hashtag) No friends
(Hashtag) I lost 'em all when I cropped them off the ends
(Hashtag)
The colours splash in the sea like an [?]
[?] I'm bustin' out pics in my Insta queue
Forever searching for a Wi-Fi code to unload (Out of data)
My network can suck a chode
Ever seen a video of three crabs mating? (Yeah)
Ever seen a video of cheddar cheese grating? (Yeah)
Ever seen a video of your mum on a rodeo?
Your family are cheering, and you spot that I'm masturbating? (Uh, no)
Me neither, let's take a breather
I got carried away, 'cause I've got Insta-fever
So if you feel how we feel, we've got the Insta-dote
Women, wave your smarty-phones
Sing the chorus, and it goes
We're going on a, summer holiday
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday
We're all going on a summer holiday
For a week or two
We're going on a, summer holiday
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday
We're all going on a summer holiday
For a week or two
At first, I was like, "Hi, I kinda wanna lick your face" (Face)
And then he told me I should add him on MySpace
(Hashtag) Fail, hashtag 2008
He found my old page, now I'm in his top eight (Great)
Summer holiday, let's spend it on the beach
Instagram, like, everything I eat (Look at my bangers!)
It didn't really happen unless you didn't live-tweet
If you don't have a Facebook, you're married with a creep (Ew)
I don't wanna Snapchat, not a hood rat, shit
Don't send me abs or your dick pic, that's sick (Nope, nope)
I got my iPhone in a plastic bag, I'm on a boat (Boat)
Can you Vine me pouring High Life down my throat? (Down my throat)
Thanks, bloke
Ask me for my number, and you're stupid
Find this shit on YouTube, never OkCupid
Selfies at the airport, I'm going back home
Will I stop acting British?
Because I was born in Canada ('Aye?)
We're going on a, summer holiday (Summer holiday)
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday (Oh, shit)
We're all going on a summer holiday
For a week or two (For a week or two!)
We're going on a, summer holiday (We're going on a, summer holiday)
Summer holiday, summer-summer holiday (I'ma get a beach chair)
We're all going on a summer holiday (Gimme that beach chair)
For a week or two
