"Pointless Skit 3" lyrics
Hi there. You've reached Ashley Horne's answer machine
Leave a message after the tone
Ashley, I know you're there
Pick up quick! Haven't got much time
You're not gonna believe this
It's me—It's you, from—from the future
I'm Future Ash
The year is year 2044
The world is a disaster
If this album, "Shtick Heads", is released, there'll be war
No!
No!
The pigeons! The pigeons are coming!
Dru, behind you. Dru!
"Shtick Heads" reaches number one
It's the end of humanity as we know it!
Giant pigeons! Radioactive mutant hell-pigeons!
It was just meant to be a comedy album
End of message
Leave a message after the tone
Ashley, I know you're there
Pick up quick! Haven't got much time
You're not gonna believe this
It's me—It's you, from—from the future
I'm Future Ash
The year is year 2044
The world is a disaster
If this album, "Shtick Heads", is released, there'll be war
No!
No!
The pigeons! The pigeons are coming!
Dru, behind you. Dru!
"Shtick Heads" reaches number one
It's the end of humanity as we know it!
Giant pigeons! Radioactive mutant hell-pigeons!
It was just meant to be a comedy album
End of message
Writer(s): Stefan Abingdon, Andrew Francis Wakely, Ashley Neil Horne
