"Ubercvrrnt (Swaggerliciousyolohelladopeness)" lyrics

The Midnight Beast!

It's the Clash of the Titans
Masked vigilante-looking camper than Brighton
Magic like I'm Dynamo, Twelve inches like a Domino's
Top level you're a bungalow
Put a cape on a garden rake and Superman that hoe
No superpowers. Just a really big cock
That I found in my garden 'cause it flew from the flock
"Meow," goes the pussy
The only pussy that you'll ever get
If you lock it outside... pussy wet

(Four) You know they back, mo'fuckers
(Three) Oh God, they back, mo'fuckers
(Two) They made their own word, motherfuckers
(One) It's "Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness"

Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
Even though our words are atrociously hopeless
We're Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness

Yo, hit 'em with that hashtag rap!

Three Amigos with a great look. Hanson
We turning into a cult, bitch. Manson
Strum yourself when the light's out. Mandolin
Diarrhea leaves you like an Xbox, red ring

My mouth gets me in a pickle, Branston
And that's why I'm still a virgin, Branson
Still photogenic with no filter, Mayfair
Drop off my kids in your mouth, daycare

(Four) You know they back, mo'fuckers
(Three) Oh God, they back, mo'fuckers
(Two) They made their own word, motherfuckers
(One) It's "Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness"

Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
Even though our words are atrociously hopeless
We're ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness (Dopeness)
Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness (Dopeness)
Even though our words are atrociously hopeless (Hopeless)
We're ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness

Moving double-speed like we're on a travelator
We said that we'd be back
Now we're here, Terminator
The dope's in our genes
And I don't mean the Levi's
We're riding on the track with no helmet, circumcised
Killin' it like samurais
Still doin' it when we're forty-five
We got more honeys than a motherfuckin' beehive
Frosty like an Eskimo
Lion King, Mufasa though
Crooked teeth, in need of dental
Minty fresh, we fuckin' menthol

(Four) You know they back, mo'fuckers
(Three) Oh God, they back, mo'fuckers
(Two) They made their own word, motherfuckers
(One) It's "Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness"

Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness (Dopeness)
Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness (Dopeness)
Even though our words are atrociously hopeless (Hopeless)
We're ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness
Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness (Dopeness)
Ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness (Dopeness)
Even though our words are atrociously hopeless (Hopeless)
We're ubercvrrntswaggerliciousyolohelladopeness

That ain't a sandwich
That's a wrap