"The Main One" lyrics

If music be the food of love, I'm Gordon fuckin' Ramsay
Leadin' it like Gandhi
I'm The Beano, you're The Dandy
If you're bronze and silver, I'm the gold
Gonna wish your dad used a marigold
Listen to what you're told, 'cause you might learn somethin'
I Matt-Damon it, like Good Will Hunting
Charizard shiny, I'm quite rare
I'm not big-headed though, it's just my hair
If I went solo, I'd pity you fools
Hangin' like a pair of testicles
I am the ballsack!
More meat than a rib rack
I'm a needle in a haystack
Unique me, more than a junkie needs crack
Or more than Santa needs his sack
I am the leader, they're just the pack
They're just the starter, I'm the main course
Without me, you're chips with no sauce
Luke Skywalker with no Force
A cowboy without his horse
This band revolves around me
Why can't you buckin' see that I'm—

The main one ('Cause of the way that I dress)
The main one ('Cause I look good in a vest)
The main one ('Cause I can do arabesque)
The main one, the main one, one

Hi there, we're The Midnight Beast
And I'm Dru from The Midnight Beast
I'm the oldest in The Midnight Beast
So I'm the main one in The Midnight Beast
I was born (First)
And I grew pubes (First)
I could shave and grow another beard
By the time I finish this verse (He's hairy!)
Like lightning, I'm scary
Strong as a bear, but sweet like a fairy
Goin' through life like I don't have a care-y
Allergic to gluten, but not dairy
Do you still not get my case?
Got more Gaga than Poker Face
I got the balls that you can't replace
So make some fuckin' space, 'cause I'm—

The main one ('Cause of the 'fro in my hat)
The main one ('Cause I've got eyebrows and that)
The main one ('Cause I'm a necrophiliac) (What?)
The main one, the main one, one (It was one time, I was lonely)

Save the best 'til last
You're economy, I'm first class
You guys are dated, like YOLO
So I'm out, Han Solo
I bring the "Ah", I bring the "Ooh"
I bring the "Scat-ba-dap-bap-ba-doo"
So you basically don't bring anything
I do! Let me put it simply, I'ma tell you
The guns (Oh yeah)
The moves (Oh yeah)
Check out my package (Oh yeah)
Chorizo sausage (Oh yeah)
Lock up your daughters (Oh yeah)
I'm comin' through (Oh yeah)
I'm on a mission to impregnate every single one of you

The main one ('Cause without me, you're shit)
The main one (Well, your mum's got a dick)
The main one (Fuck you both, then I quit)
The main one, the main one, one

The main one
The main one, the main one, one

This band's the only band in the world that has three main ones
We're all as good as each other
There could never be a main one
I'm the main one