"Into The Sunset With No Goodbyes" lyrics
So I called a couple of hotels, and I found one, and I booked one
And at the end of the call, the fella on the other line, told me, "Hey, stay on the line for an exciting offer from our vacation club."
Look I'm not gonna buy anything, okay?
But I am really high
Look, you don't understand okay, they were offering me some pretty cool stuff, alright
No, I'm serious! They were—
Get this, okay
Three discounted nights in the live entertainment capital of the entire universe, Branson Missouri
As well as 60,000 rewards points redeemable for up to four nights at any one of their hotel properties and a $175 rebate coup—
I just needed a win, man
I think I just felt like I could use some coupons and a laugh
Or maybe I could get a chance to feel like I was in control or had a leg up on the universe
Part of me thought that maybe these are my new pants!
Maybe this is what I do, I go from timeshare presentation to timeshare presentation, taking the coupons and driving off into the sunset with no goodbyes
And so I signed up
And I spent the rest of the night in my hotel room
Thinking about all of the choices
Mistakes that I had made
In the pursuit of whatever I thought being Will Wood—whoever I thought that is—would bring me
The values that I'd eschewed, the ideas that I had lost sight of
The people who I had let go of...
And at the end of the call, the fella on the other line, told me, "Hey, stay on the line for an exciting offer from our vacation club."
Look I'm not gonna buy anything, okay?
But I am really high
Look, you don't understand okay, they were offering me some pretty cool stuff, alright
No, I'm serious! They were—
Get this, okay
Three discounted nights in the live entertainment capital of the entire universe, Branson Missouri
As well as 60,000 rewards points redeemable for up to four nights at any one of their hotel properties and a $175 rebate coup—
I just needed a win, man
I think I just felt like I could use some coupons and a laugh
Or maybe I could get a chance to feel like I was in control or had a leg up on the universe
Part of me thought that maybe these are my new pants!
Maybe this is what I do, I go from timeshare presentation to timeshare presentation, taking the coupons and driving off into the sunset with no goodbyes
And so I signed up
And I spent the rest of the night in my hotel room
Thinking about all of the choices
Mistakes that I had made
In the pursuit of whatever I thought being Will Wood—whoever I thought that is—would bring me
The values that I'd eschewed, the ideas that I had lost sight of
The people who I had let go of...
